Just some random cuteness throughout the year and I jotted down on scraps of paper hoping to record and remember...
- Wesley pointed to a little girl dressed as a princess at Disney World, and said about her royal scepter: “That’s Cinderella’s light saber!”
- Wesley to Grandma (pointing out a Stayfree Minipads): “Those are Mommy’s Pull-Ups.”
- Wesley to Grandma, as she rubbed her eyes with both hands in large circles: “Look, this is MY funny face!”
- When teaching Wesley to play the card game Snap (where we have to turn over cards at the same time), I suggested we say “1,2,3, draw!” On our next draw, Wesley said, “Okay, 1,2,3, dance!” On the next, “1,2,3, jump!” He thought we were just naming random activities as we turned over cards.
- I ran out of wipes while changing a poopy Anna Kate. I Asked Wesley to bring me a wipe. When he brought it and I thanked him, he put his hands on his hips and said, “Anytime.”
- The week we were in Jupiter Beach for Michael’s conference, I had just started potty-training Wesley. We went to dinner at Applebee’s and Wes had to go potty. Anna Kate fussed when I tried to leave her at the table with Michael, so I let her come with us. We were all in the stall together, and I noticed Anna Kate starting to put something in her mouth... quickly stopped to see what it was and it was POOP! Aaaaaack!!!! Apparently Wesley had started to go poopy in his Pull-up and it flipped out of his pants as he pulled them down to get on the potty. Anna Kate had picked it up and was just starting to put it in her mouth. I think she may have just touched her lips to it but I practically drowned the child washing out her mouth! #1 gross-out moment of my life as a mom to date!!
- I’ve been TRYING to teach Wes to say "pee-pee" and "poopy" instead of “poopy yellow” and "poopy brown.” After going pee-pee one day, he was trying to get it right. He said: “Look, Mommy, I poopied pee-pee!”
- As I was in my bathroom getting dressed to take the kids for a stroll, the kids were playing with the Spiderman and Elmo trick-or-treat buckets I bought them at Target on clearance for next year. I knew they had picked up some things and put them in their buckets, but I hadn’t thought to check the contents before leaving for our walk. As I strolled through the neighborhood (AK in the front of the DuoGlider and Wes in the back), I kept getting funny looks and snickers from people I passed in the neighborhood (including a couple of teenage boys). I figured they were just giggling because my kids were so cute. After nearly completing the one hour stroll, I discovered that Anna Kate had picked up a tampon (still in its plastic wrapper) from her bucket, and had been chewing on it the entire time.
- (While driving around town, regarding traffic lights) Wesley: Red means stop, Green means go, and blue means, “DINNERTIME!”
There were many other scraps of paper with random cuteness scattered about the house and never recovered. They say the funniest things on a daily basis... I just wish I could remember them all! By the way, I finally took the crib out of Wesley's room yesterday... somebody please pass the Kleenex!